Soooo...I'm pretty sure Utah hates my birthday. Every single stinkin' year since my fam and I moved here (19 years ago) I've had a freezing birthday. I only got four years of blissfully warm birthdays, back in Guatemala, and I don't even remember them! ;) Anyway, I thought this year for sure would be the year that I'd finally get a warm birthday, since February (and January too for that matter) was so dry and warm (60 degrees!!) but nope, March 1st rolls around and what do we get? SNOW. Then today, we just got hit with ANOTHER massive snow storm. So yeah, I think it's safe to assume that Utah not only hates me but also gets some sick pleasure out of dangling warm weather in my face for a whole month just to snatch it away! Utah, you little d-bag. I guess my birthday isn't till the 19th so I do technically have almost a full three weeks before it rolls around and Utah could still change it's mind and decide to be nice to me during that time, so we'll see. For now, though, I am completely shaking my angry little fist at you, Utah!
You know what bipolar weather calls for? Bipolar outfits! Buhcause nothing screams, "it's-cold-but-it-should-be-hot-and-sometimes-it-is-sort-of-warm-but-then-two-seconds-later-it-might-storm", like a sweater paired with shortie shorts and long socks! Not to mention, it's just sort of cozy if alls you wants ta do is stay snuggled up inside with a cookie, and a book (if puppies and a hot male were thrown into that mix too I wouldn't complain;)! Anyway, yeah, cute sweaters and shorts? Totally awesome!
Guys, I'm like a boring homework consumed human this week. Seriously, I've had sooo much piled on this week that I've seriously had zero time to think of much else. And, yeah, that's basically my way of excusing myself from having to talk about anything even remotely interesting today...surrry. Well, actually, here's a thought for you all. Why is it that some boys have KILLER style and others...don't. Bless their poor unstylish souls, but I mean, what makes the difference here? Do some of them just care more, or do they just have a better instinct for it? Who knows but boy do I appreciate a fella with good style. ;);) Anyway, did any of you catch The Mindy Project the other night? Major "EEEEEEK" episode am I right?! I'm still "eek-ing" from how "eek" worthy it was! So much eek. ;) Anyway, yeah, I'm starting to sound like an uneducated oaf so I think that's a sign I should stop typing. I've used up all my intelligent vernacular on essay writing so now all that's left is, "Me like sugar. Me wants some cookie dough pie."
This heart print trucker hat is probably about as Valentine-y as you'll see me get. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love myself a healthy dose of smokin' oakin' red and barbie pink, every now and then, but V-day just doesn't inspire me to go all out like it does for others. I mean, I don't have anything against the holiday (aside from the fact that it should be re-named "National Sugar Day" and it makes it insanely challenging to remain sugar free) but it just isn't one of those days that makes me want to get crazy dolled up or anything. I feel more cozy and myself in a soft chunky sweater, baggy boyfriend jeans, and a trucker hat. Trucker hats always. Foreva. I love them. Anyway, yeah, I think I'm just sleep talking now so I'll leave it at that.
As per usual, I have a million and one random thoughts floatin' around my noggin' and you're all just going to have to be the poor victims that get these mounds of randomness heaped on you! Heeheehee! ;) First things first, I have finally caved and gotten a SnapChat. Bleh. I have no clue how to use that stupid thing. Have one of the highest levels of reading comprehension in the state and nation? CAKE. Figuring out SnapChat? Impossible. I am definitely 80 years old. It's a miracle I know how to use a phone. ;) Send me a snap @AllexisLexus anyone (Is that even the correct terminology? Spank me if I know)? Oh and that's another thing! Why doesn't anyone ever take a person seriously when they say they're good at reading? That is a skill you guys! Having a high level of reading comprehension is an actual talent, I'm tellin' ya! Being a walking dictionary is an important life skill. Very necessary to survival. ;) When I inevitably get killed by an ax murderer at least I'll go down yelling a slew of words he won't know the meaning to! Oh well, though, I guess I'll just always be the little dweebus that gets picked on for not having any real life skills beyond telling you the definition, origin, and synonyms of scarcely used words like hauteur. Oh yeah, I'm talented. ;) It would also seem that I'm in a very self-deprecating mood today too! Go figure. On other completely unimportant topics, ya see that strand of frizzy hair just hanging out there on the side of my head? Well, that right there is what happens to girls with naturally curly hair that play in the snow for un peu too long! Do me a kindness and pretend you don't see it after I so obviously pointed it out. ;) Also, I wear my heart on my sleeve and 9 times out of 10 that proves to be a major hindrance! I trust much too easily and divulge way too quickly. I guess I'm just not much of a time waster nor do I appreciate beating around bushes. If I feel/think something well then, I gosh dang feel it! Why waste time beating around bushes when what you really want to do is beat the dang bush! Beat the bush! Be a bush beater! (I really hope that doesn't have some weird alternate dirty meaning. If it does, my apologies. I have an accidental dirty mouth.) Also, man hoes, you guys. They're for real, and I know one (well, sort of, we met like one time)! Well, I guess he's more of a womanizer than a man hoe but still, I'd never actually met a hoe-ish guy before so I was very shocked! #ILiveInABubble Anyway, there are my weird thoughts...happy Monday! Aaaand beware of the man hoe, he is not as mythical as one would think! ;)
Guys I lurrrve me this sweater! It's so cozy and soft! It's like wearing a cloud! Oh, and before you all shoot me for having an abercombie skirt, you should all know that I've had this skirt for many, many, years now so don't you judge me! I know y'all have all had an "abercrombie" phase! ;) Oh, and these mittens?! They're my fave! So, so cute! There's nothing like having two little bears snuggle your hands! Anyway, that's all, I'm just going to go see if I can buy this cute as heck "Snow White" cabin now! If I don't stop by briefly tomorrow to share a Christmas message, I'll say Happy Christmas now! (Yes, I say "happy" instead of "merry" like the Brits!;)
